Things I’ve learned from my dog:

Always go to the same place.

If you can’t let yourself out, be sure to letsomeone know you have to go

If someone doesn’t let you go, poop on their basement floor

Never throw up in the same place you pee. The bedroom is a much better place.

Squat? Never sit.

Be sure to cover up your mess.

Bark when you’re done.

Sit when you’re done if you ever wanna go back inside.

If you don’t remember anything else, remember this…if you’re good, you’ll get a treat.

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