And he may have been cyber-stalking me for all of 3 seconds…and then I blocked him.
The chronicles of online dating continue.
[He likes my photo.]
[Wait! What is that beard?!]
[WHAT! Age: 47]
[He likes another photo.]
[AND ANOTHER PHOTO]
YOU LOOK SO GOOD. AND YOUR EYES ARE SO SEDUCTIVE. AND YOU LIPS…
[OH NO. I THINK I’M BEING CYBER-STALKED]
CALL ME! *insert phone number*
[_____.com ads lie]
*Different site.* [Wait a minute now. You call me! 555-XXXX]